YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS, 38% HUMIDITY!!!!

IT’S THE PRETTIEST DAY OF THE YEEEEAAAAR

it’s 92F and it just feels nice

LET’S GO TO THE BEACH

no. wait. the beach is not my friend, i learned this

YOU GUYS, THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE THINK FLORIDA IS LIKE

WARM AND SUNNY AND LOVELY

WHEN IN REALITY IT’S ALMOST ALWAYS JUST SATAN’S BALLSACK. HE’S JUST LIKE

TAKE THAT, FLORIDA

BUT NOT TODAY