I met the coolest girl last night

  • she was dressed as a priest 
  • "I got this rosary from the Jacksonville flea market. It was next to the glass dildos"
  • she’s bi
  • she’s a feminist
  • she knows what ‘headcanon’ is 

Of course, she doesn’t actually live in town.

    neutrality-is-swiss:

unitedstatesofawesome:

yourawesomenesspreussen:

uprightcitizens:

HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE YOU CHANGE RELIGIONS I HAVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY JEEEEEEE-SUS



OH GOD I’M DYING

    neutrality-is-swiss:

    unitedstatesofawesome:

    yourawesomenesspreussen:

    uprightcitizens:

    HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE YOU CHANGE RELIGIONS I HAVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY JEEEEEEE-SUS

    OH GOD I’M DYING

    (Source: drunkchan, via stellaphilia)

    jewtwo:

the wifi religion war is still going on with my neighbors

    jewtwo:

    the wifi religion war is still going on with my neighbors

    (via girloverboard)

    I’m just a holy fool, oh baby he’s so cruel, but still I’m in love with Judas, baby
    lulledbynumbers:rerk:donthateexterminate:islekstlef:confetti-itsaparade:





Supernatural. Doctor Who.
Misha Collins and a sonic screwdriver.
LIFE. 





This should surprise and thrill me, but it doesn’t. I’m just pleased to see the universe bending to my whims, even if it’s just in a fan photo.

    lulledbynumbers:rerk:donthateexterminate:islekstlef:confetti-itsaparade:

    Supernatural. Doctor Who.

    Misha Collins and a sonic screwdriver.

    LIFE. 

    This should surprise and thrill me, but it doesn’t. I’m just pleased to see the universe bending to my whims, even if it’s just in a fan photo.

    (Source: formerlyconfetti-itsaparade, via weunderstandthelights)

    stfuconservatives:

withoutgods:

Socialism…

Um, because that story is about Middle Eastern Jesus, not American Jesus. American Jesus charged people ten gold pieces for his healing powers and turned water into Bud Light, then signed the Constitution with his own blood, forever consecrating the sacred document.

    stfuconservatives:

    withoutgods:

    Socialism…

    Um, because that story is about Middle Eastern Jesus, not American Jesus. American Jesus charged people ten gold pieces for his healing powers and turned water into Bud Light, then signed the Constitution with his own blood, forever consecrating the sacred document.

    (via danikasapphistry)

    and then he insulted Doctor Who.

    I just told him I don’t take it personally when people don’t like my religion.

    709 plays

    the-madame-hatter:

    nola-darling:

    jadedrhapsody:

    samueljameswitwicky:

    whyinpluperfecthell:

    georgiehenley-:

    ijusthadsex:

    getyourassbeat:

    jesuschristianbale:

    this song and this image will from this day forth be united as one

    swaying with my eyes closed and one arm extended to to sky

    I am choir preaching rn

    laughing and doing the hand actions along. holy shit this is beautiful.

    how am i ever supposed to take christian bale seriously again omg

    as if I already didn’t laugh every time I see Christian Bale. why?

    his face…oh my Jesus Bale his face

    praise his light.

    Oh god I knew it would be this song before pushing play

    I could have just choked on my drink and died. Praise Jesus Bale that I was spared.

    (Source: samandriel, via face-down-asgard-up)

    I do believe i have a new favorite meme

    I do believe i have a new favorite meme

    (via flannelandsatin)

    jesusislove:

this is true, lol!

    jesusislove:

    this is true, lol!

    brave-slut:

thisiswhatiswrongwithme:(via kyleandfriends)