moved

(Source: paratrooped)

So fair, yet so cold like a morning of pale Spring still clinging to Winter’s chill. 

(via crowley--aziraphale)

(Source: lotrcaps)

the-madame-hatter:

sdjfbsdjkbfsdf

(via face-down-asgard-up)

fingon:

Try not to look so aroused by this, Legolas.

For Eru’s sake. 

(Source: havisham, via zlot)

zlot:

heirofisildur:

Éowyn: “The men have found their captain. They will follow you into battle, even to death. You have given us hope.”

#WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAALLLLLLLLLL #ROLLING IN HELM’S DEEEEEEEEEEEEP #WHAT IS YOUR BLOCKAGE ARAGORN #sorry eowyn we can’t bone because then there wouldn’t be enough time for 20398423 shots of my elf lady languishing on cushions #if lotr were an hbo series they probably would have made love on the back of a horse at least twice #faramir is totally tapping that on the daily u kno u jelly

if lotr were an hbo series there would have been a threesome or two

nevermindtheswearjar:

outpour:

urbanamore:

Viggo Mortensen & Dominic Monaghan

#okay let’s be real #this cast invented homoerotic press tours#everyone else go home

Truth in tags.

angry-comics:

ladyhistory:

sofapizza:

one does not simply smell like a douche into mordor

OH MY A;SLDKFJAS;LD GIMLI I AM DYING

OH MY GOD

(via rachelsquare)

the-madame-hatter:

gingerhaze:

Oh man those hipster hobbits. (hippets?)

Hipster LOTR.

NEVER STOP.

(via face-down-asgard-up)

how dare you

Doug: I finally watched LotR all the way through

fearknot: lol how’d that go

Doug: I still can’t watch the first one without falling asleep
Doug: The two towers was good if you skipped the parts with frodo and sam
Doug: also aragorn opening double doors.

fearknot: aragorn opening those doors is the highlight of the series
fearknot: btw, when are you off, bb
fearknot: we need to hang out i miss you & christy so much

Doug: He’s not even that hot

fearknot: …
fearknot: i take back what i just said
fearknot: we’re through

hybridic:

flightofthecoco:

THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS

TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD

THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD GARD-G-G-G-GARD

(Source: lskywalkers)

zlot:

commanderspock:quiteapill | postmodernisms | unmatterable

#what does that even. why do you even talk? i feel like tolkien was trolling with you. ‘a red sun rises.’ yep, no, yeah, i can see that. ‘they run as if the very whips of their masters were behind them.’ yeeeeeah, okay. they’re fast, dickens, i get it. ‘there is a fell voice on the air.’ uh huh. i have ears, too, bro, how bad do you think human hearing is? ‘something draws near. i can feel it.’ HOW DID YOU KNOW? IS IT BECAUSE WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR, IS THAT WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF? ‘the horses are restless, and the men are quiet.’ you talk just to hear yourself talk. don’t you.

I feel like Legolas is a poet like James Franco and a.k.a. not one

also I am forever amused at whenever he starts talking like this how much Aragorn is like “lol um yeah sure whatever you say……………………” 

^^^^

(Source: lotrcaps)